29.Sep.14 1 day ago
29.Sep.14 1 day ago
29.Sep.14 1 day ago

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y, via seanp0donnell)

26.Sep.14 4 days ago

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via aeula)

26.Sep.14 4 days ago
26.Sep.14 4 days ago

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via seanp0donnell)

26.Sep.14 4 days ago

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via seanp0donnell)

24.Sep.14 6 days ago

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

(via addictive-souls)

24.Sep.14 6 days ago

wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

(via guurltroyler)

22.Sep.14 1 week ago